The “Bird”

What the #$!&! is the middle finger?

My wife is not one to be quick to anger or to use foul language. Nor is she one to know what most foul language is or even what it means (see the story about the C word). Even so, I was still a bit shocked to hear her tell me she shot someone “the bird” today.

“What? You’ve NEVER shot ANYONE the bird before?”

“No I haven’t. I wanted to get into the middle lane [on the right], it was empty so I put my turn signal on…

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Thomas Brando Greenman

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Some nouns I identify with: Father, Husband, Entertainer, Stepping Stone and Businessman. Helping others navigate life in an entertaining manner.

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